| Sometimes, your spouse can drive you up
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| | and go boating.4. If you try and fail and
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| the wall. In fact, if your husband is
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| | manage to reconcile, and then a one-armed
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| like mine, you're parked up by the
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| | man comes after your husband, the cops
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| molding at least twice a day. In brutal
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| | will most likely blame you, leaving you
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| moments of pscyhotic insanity, you might
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| | to scream, "It was not me! It was the
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| even try to find ways to convince him to
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| | one-armed man!" They'll think you've
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| tie blocks to his feet and jump in the
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| | just watched too many movies and ignore
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| river. DON'T DO IT! No matter how good an
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| | your alibi.3. Not to mention the fact
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| idea it might seem when you are
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| | that generally, murder attempts make it
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| collapsing in hysterical, stressed out
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| | less likely for you to reconcile your
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| fits, murdering your husband is never a
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| | differences. Counseling is probably less
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| good idea. In fact, here are ten reasons
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| | hassle.2. Then there is all that stress
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| it is such a rotten plan.10. The
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| | about coming up with an alibi. Although
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| insurance company won't pay up if you
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| | as a wife, you feel like you are always
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| kill him, so you'll wind up having to
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| | doing two - or ten - things at once, odds
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| work two jobs to pay the rent.9. If you
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| | are good that you can't really commit
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| think he never helps with the housework
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| | murder AND get your hair done at the same
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| now, wait until he's buried. The odds are
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| | time.AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON NOT TO
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| good he'll never fold laundry at that
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| | KILL YOUR HUSBAND:1. C'mon, you know you
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| point.8. The kids may drive you bonkers
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| | love him. Sure, he can be an annoying
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| now, but imagine how much crazier you
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| | pest at times, but you married him for a
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| will go without their dad to wind them up
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| | reason. You probably get under his skin
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| - allegedly burning all energy - right
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| | just as often. Work it out and save
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| before bedtime.7. Orange neon jumpsuits
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| | yourself the stress of trying to plan a
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| make your complexion look nasty. There's
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| | funeral from jail.Nola Redd, who has been
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| no way around that.6. And if you think
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| | happily married for over five years and
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| your husband hogs the hot water now, wait
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| | will probably wind up in jail once the
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| until you have to shower with ten or
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| | one-armed man gets wind of this, is an
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| fifteen other prisoners at the same
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| | author on which is a site for Love
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| time.5. Lawyer fees are even more
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| | Poetry. You can read her blog, Write On!
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| expensive than golf and boating charges.
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| | Plans & Probs with Publication, the story
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| That's why the lawyers like to play golf
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| | of a SAHM striving to get published.
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