| Once upon a time an author wrote a story about a | | | | Friel. His undoing came when Tiger came along and |
| golfer by the name of Grover Scomer. Grover was a | | | | said, "Yo, Grover, what's with the left heel action." |
| hillbilly natural wonder golfer like Tiger Woods when | | | | The point is that if there are 6 billion golfers on earth |
| he won the U.S. amateur wearing a sombrero which | | | | today then there are 6 billion different golf swings. |
| he had received as a gift from Chi Chi Rodriguez. | | | | What is gold for one golfer's swing may be hemlock |
| Grover had an unorthodox golf swing but nobody | | | | for another's. |
| could touch him, perhaps because he learned the art | | | | Nevertheless, there is a huge difference between the |
| of swordsmanship from Juan Chi Chi Rodriguez, the | | | | golf swing of a good golfer and the golf swing of a |
| minute Puerto Rican golf champion. Chi Chi spent | | | | bad golfer. A bad golfer thinks that he or she or it is |
| hours in the gym working out to get his weight up to | | | | playing baseball. They swing back and then through. |
| 115 pounds, which allowed him to hit the ball between | | | | The bad golfer has 2 parts to it's golf swing. The bad |
| 250 and 350 yards with golf clubs made from guava | | | | golfer is missing the third part, the key to becoming |
| tree limbs and balls made from tin cans. Together | | | | a good golfer. The third part occurs at the beginning |
| with Sammy Davis Jr. Chi Chi won the Bing Crosby | | | | of the downswing. It is called the transition move. |
| Clambake at Pebble Beach. Sammy was voted best | | | | The transition move occurs at the beginning of the |
| African American Jewish one eyed golfer by the PGA | | | | downswing. Lets assume that you lift your left heel |
| of America 7 years running. | | | | on the backswing to prevent serious back injury. At |
| Grover Scomer began to slide downhill when he | | | | the beginning of the downswing you do absolutely |
| began listening to the other evil pros on the golf tour. | | | | nothing with your hands and arms. You solidly plant |
| Grover's downfall was his naivite. He trusted the Tour | | | | your left heel in its address position. Your left heel is |
| Professionals. He never dreamed that they would | | | | connected to your hands. Watch your hands as you |
| deliberately try to mess up his golf swing just so that | | | | plant your left heel. The 90 Degree angle between |
| they could beat him. Grover slinked back to Clinton | | | | the shaft and the left arm stays at 90 degrees as |
| Oklahoma a broken man. | | | | the hands fall into the hitting position. This is called |
| Most golfers read golf books, magazines, and buy | | | | passive hands. A good swing key for golf and for life |
| golf videos and cd's and training aids in search of the | | | | is "Be a Pacifist." Had the first golfer President Bush |
| perfect swing. 25 million Africans now have the AIDS | | | | turned the other cheek like Jesus Christ there would |
| virus. This is why there are no tour stops in Darfur. | | | | have been no Iraq and no need for an exit strategy. |
| That and the lack of proper toilet facilities. Golfers | | | | If you do not lift your left heel on the backswing |
| today have become incredibly spoiled. At the age of | | | | then begin the downswing by spinning both hips and |
| 5 they are removed from their homes and shipped | | | | leave your hands passive and let them drop into the |
| off to the Ledbetter Academy where they spend | | | | hitting position. When the hands fall to waist high the |
| their days building the perfect swing and analyzing | | | | hips are now where they were in the address |
| their takeaways on video with their golf swing | | | | position. Later, at impact the hips are open about |
| coaches. | | | | 42.3 degrees. If you are using the heel planting move |
| The point is that there is no such thing as a perfect | | | | to begin the downswing the hips clear automatically |
| golf swing. Golfers today have become like sheep, | | | | so don't think of them. Once you have initiated the |
| like clones, all building the exact same swing. Nobody | | | | downswing with the lower body, either the left heel |
| today lifts their left heel on the backswing except | | | | or the hips and the passive hands, swing to a nice |
| John Daly. Grover hung down his head and returned | | | | high follow through. If you then want to try to |
| to Clinton Oklahoma with his head hung down like the | | | | advance to a higher level, then do what the pros do. |
| great John Dooley, crying to his cows. Grover lifted | | | | Begin your lower body transition move a split second |
| his left heel on his backswing, like every golfer for | | | | before you complete swinging your hands to the top. |
| the past 500 years, including Jack Nicklaus, Arnold | | | | If that doesn't kill you nothing will. |
| Palmer, Chilli Palmer, Moose Skowron and Courtney | | | | |