Simple Golf Swing, Or How Many Mistakes Can You Make in Your Golf Swing?

Ok let's get right into it. This is not going to be a long36. I am standing too close to the ball after I hit it
winded article. It may not even make it to the37. I can't hit an uphill lie
minimum number of words. But what it will do is to38. I can't hit a downhill lie
point out all the things that I can think of that you39. I can't hit a ball that is below my feet
either can't do in your Golf Swing or Don't do that40. I can't hit a ball that is above my feet
you think you should do. Things that are either real or41. I don't know how to hit the trouble shots
not, won't matter. Stuff that you may have heard42. I don't understand swing plane
that you think makes a difference in you Golf Swing43. I don't know what clubhead " path" is all about
Instruction. Maybe you read Golf Tips in a magazine44. I forgot the magic move
or in a Swing Fix article. Swing Remedies or a friend45. I can't concentrate
gave you a Golf Tip on the range and you thought it46. I have too many swing thoughts in my head
made sense. Or worse someone gave you a Golf Tip47. I hate my playing partners
and you thought it completely wacky, but you were48. I know they made me hit that bad shot, it's not
wrong!my fault
Ok let's see how many we can come up with. I hope49. I always hit a skull shot near the green
to make a good list.50. I don't understand hitting down on it
Ready?51. I know my pro is right but I can't stand on one
1. I looked upleg long enough
2. I peaked52. I know she means well, but my wife doesn't
3. I can't get it in the airknow crap about the swing
4. I keep toppng it53. I can't hit a draw
5. I keeping hitting a big slice54. I can't hit a fade
6. I hit it dead right55. I can't hit it low
7. I hit it fat56. I hit it too low
8. I hit it thin57. I hit a worm burner most of the time
9. I swayed58. I hit a shank and now I am afraid to hit it again
10. I can't get a weight shift59. I hit another shank
11. I had an early release60. I can't make the toe move faster than the heel
12. I can't hit my driver61. I never release the club
13. I can't hit my fairway woods off the ground62 I have chicken wing swing
14. I don't get any distance63. I don't know what a chicken wing swing is
15. I hit all my irons the same distance64. I can't judge distances very well
16. I can't chip65. I have a very short backswing
17. I can't putt66. I have a long backswing
18. I can't play the short game67. I have no backswing at all
19. I can't find the cart gal68. I snatch the club up too fast
20. I keep hitting the ground69. I have a bad attitude
21. I hit a snap hook70. I have an over the top downswing
22. I am inconsistentWell I got to 70. I know that there are a least 100.
23. I can't get it out of the roughSo I could use some help here.
24. I can't hit a sand shotThese are all things that I have seen people do and
25. I can't get out of a fairway bunkerheard them complain about. All of these swing flaws
26. I can't get off the tee.are related in one way or another.
27. I have a reverse weight shiftIf you have any of these see below for a Simple
28. I don't know what a reverse weight shift isGolf Swing that will help you clear your thoughts and
29. I can't stay behind the ballallow you to make a Simple Golf Swing every time
30. I can't make a short puttand get rid of the crusty slice. If you don't see one
31. I can't get it close on lag puttsthat you know about here, let me know and I will
32. I can never get it close to the pin when chippingadd it in subsequent articles. I am in the midst of
33. I don't what club to usewriting a shortish ebook on the pitfalls of Golf
34. I can't hit a long ironInstruction and will include any information from
35. I can't find my ball often enoughreaders in the appropriate section of the e-book. ..